coughs
clears throat
stands up, making the legs of the wooden chair drag on the floor
Hi, I'm Budjette. I'm a drooling fanboy.
I just bought the latest issue of WIZARD because... ummm... because Wolverine's on the cover!!!
breaks down and starts to sob like a little girl who got her dolly taken away from her
It's been almost a year since I boight my last issue of WIZARD. I stopped getting it bcause I could everything I need about comics from the web... and got it for free!
But I just had to get this issue because Wolverine was on the cover and the blurb said that I'd get to see the new costumes of the X-MEN and that there's a free Marvel comic book inside and a Tomb Raider posters and...
starts to sob again
I haven't opened it yet.
I'm so afraid.
So, afraid that I'll be so happy I got this issue.
I need help.
I need help.
Oh thank God the new comic books arrive tomorrow.
Everything will be all right tomorrow.
sniff sniff