FROM THE BLOG OF MIKE "VINNIE" SIMBULAN, about the life and times of a Comic Quest shopkeeper, writer, Temporal researcher and professional bed.
"Every night, I have to make my way home by 12 because my parents (who are Aliens from beyond the stars) transform into their true forms at this hour, and I must assume my appointed task of transforming myself into their bed. Ergo- My Life As A Bed."