Medieval VCD Torture

I'm at the office and the guys at the other cubicle are watching LORT: TWO TOWERS!!!
NOOOOO!!!
Must... not... hear...
Must... not... know... what happens...
Huh? Who's that screaming?
Sounds of war?
No hope???
NOOOOO!!!
Reaching for CD... play 10,000 MANIACS really loud... arrrrghhh...
10,000 Maniacs no match for the orc army!!!
Five more days before I get to watch it... five more days...