It's one of those days...
when I feel like I have to re-learn how to write.
When I write a comic book and write dialogue for characters, I'd like to believe that am capable of giving a voice to the character and make him or her sound distinct and hopefully, sound like a real person.
And when I apply that discipline to writing copy for an ad, it seems like I miserably fail and have to start from scratch, from square one, from... oh you know what I'm talking about.
So, today I tried to write like a girl and sound like a girl and failed miserably.
I have just borrowed three video tapes of "Sex and the City". Hopefully, this will help me get in touch with my feminine side. Or maybe I should try and electrocute myself in a the bathtub filled with an assortment of feminine products, so I'll finally find out what women want. Or at the very least, I'll find out what my boss wants.
And in the process of my doing research for my feminine side, I stumbled upon this word: Darwinian: If a man is over 30 and single there is something wrong with him. They're being weeded out from propagating the species.
Damn.
That's me in seven months.
Bummer.