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The Ten Commandments - Ebonics Style

I. I'm God. Don't play me.
(I am the Lord thy God, thou shalt not have any other gods before me)

II. Don't be makin no hood ornaments and charms outta me, or like me.
(Thou shalt not have any graven images)

III. Don't be callin' me for no reason.
(Thou shalt not use the name of the Lord thy God in vain)

IV. Y'all betta be in church on Sunday.
(Remember to keep the Sabbath day holy)

V. Don't dis or cuss out yo momma....and if you know who ya daddy is, don't dis him neither.
(Honor thy father and thy mother)

VI. Don't be goin' on no drive-bys
(Thou shalt not kill)

VII. Stick to ya own Boo
(Thou shalt not commit adultery)

VIII. Don't be "borrowing" stuff you know don't even belong to you.
(Thou shalt not steal)

IX. Don't be snitch'n on the uva man to save your own butt.
(Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor)

X. Don't be eyein' (skeeming) yo homie's crib, ride, woman, or nuffin.
(Thou shalt not covet anything that belongs to thy neighbor)

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