You think you're kung-fu is better than my kung-fu?!
I am master of the Farting Snake technique! Attack me and try!
Well, not really a kung-fu style, but the Sonoran Coral Snake does, well... fart when threatened.
Now, I'd love to see that Croc Hunter-dude from Animal Planet try and catch a Sonoran.
"Oh, what a beeeeooootiful snake..."
PPRRRRRRRRFFFTTT!!!
"Blimey!"