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Unbreakable Fat-Ass
I got hit by a van today and didn't feel a thing. Ow!
I was standing at the street corner, waiting for a cab, when I felt this enormous mass shoved me from behind. I thought it was some drunk bum who wanted me to get out of the way.
When I turned around it was a red Toyota Highlander (Plate Number URL 244 or was it 442?). It was trying to back-up into a parking space. The driver stepped on the brakes and got out.
A woman driver! Aha! :)
She asked if I was all right and I waved her away because I needed to get a cab and go to a meeting!
I guess I'm all right.
Didn't feel *much* pain.
My right knee buckled when the van pushed me and my right calf took the strain. Felt this dull pain on my right side, but it eventually went away. So, I guess I'm okay.
Hmmm... maybe I am invulnerable!
Tomorrow, will try to become invisible.
Unbreakable Fat-Ass
I got hit by a van today and didn't feel a thing. Ow!
I was standing at the street corner, waiting for a cab, when I felt this enormous mass shoved me from behind. I thought it was some drunk bum who wanted me to get out of the way.
When I turned around it was a red Toyota Highlander (Plate Number URL 244 or was it 442?). It was trying to back-up into a parking space. The driver stepped on the brakes and got out.
A woman driver! Aha! :)
She asked if I was all right and I waved her away because I needed to get a cab and go to a meeting!
I guess I'm all right.
Didn't feel *much* pain.
My right knee buckled when the van pushed me and my right calf took the strain. Felt this dull pain on my right side, but it eventually went away. So, I guess I'm okay.
Hmmm... maybe I am invulnerable!
Tomorrow, will try to become invisible.